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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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