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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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