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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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