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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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