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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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