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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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