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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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