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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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