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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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