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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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