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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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