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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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