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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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