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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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