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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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