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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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