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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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