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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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