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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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