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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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