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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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