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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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