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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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