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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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