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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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