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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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