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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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