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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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