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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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