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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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