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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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