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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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