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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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