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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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