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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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