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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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