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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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