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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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