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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺
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