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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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