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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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