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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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