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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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