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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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