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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻
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