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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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