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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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