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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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