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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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