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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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